5/15/2023 0 Comments Monster Motors by Brian Lynch![]() ![]() ![]() She said they met when Lashley was in the military but Lana laid her out before she could continue. ![]() Lashley hit him with a chokeslam, then the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part made another appearance, this time leading to Lashley's "first wife" interrupting. He then told Lashley that Lana would leave him for something bigger and better as she'd done to him and also to Rusev. The man explained he married Lana when she turned 18, then she left him for Rusev. It was at that point where "Lana's first husband" interrupted. The two exchanged rings before the standard "if there is anyone with just cause why this man and this woman should not be married. Lana informed Lashley that this was the greatest day of his career, life and manhood during her vows and chanting "Lana Day!" Lashley's vows were written by Lana. The crowd chanted "Rusev Day!" through the ceremony, leading Lana to yell at the crowd repeatedly. Lana cut the officiant off at one point when he mentioned having children, saying she would not have a monster baby making her fat. There was, as is to be expected, a very large, very fake-looking cake in the ring set next to where the officiant was conducting the ceremony. ![]()
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